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HOW TO POOP  IN  THE OFFICE

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the 2001 Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.:D

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3 guy were introduced to a girl. Hi, I'm PETER not a SAINT, I'm PAUL not a POPE. I'm JOHN not a BAPTIST. The girl replied, Hi I'm MARY, not a VIRGIN.

A goat and a fowl was going across the road, and a car split water to there body, the fowl said, see how they were doing like a goat and the goat answered and said no wonder they die like a fowl.

A nigeria guy took a south african lady to hotel, after the guy goes six round, the guy now gave the lady 100 dol...

I was bored and i felt lik cracking something.. so i switched on my pc,inserted my modem and started surfing d net then i stumbled on a site dat offers approximately 5mins fr33 call frm my calculation to all network..so den i decided to crack ma way thru and i tested it and it rock wella...

JST FOLLOW MY STEPS TO MAKE UR Fr33 To ANY NETWORK..

=>Goto www.localphone.com

=>then click on try us out wit a free call

=>then fill...

JOKES (NIGERIA SUBSIDY REMOVAL JOKES)

Brethren and friends, Please read o...

1. Dis is jonathan's way of punishing nigerians for making fun of his wife"

2. If a guy puts on AC 4 gurl in d Car, then He rily loves her.

3. Don't be shocked if u try 2 burn a thief with fuel and pple start slapping u instead...be wise

4.Enugu 2 lagos by bus nw 17k. some pple can't even come back 4rm village...L'oba tan . ...

LITTLE JOHNNY

Johnny said to his mum " mum do you know that our house-help Comfort is an Angel?" Mum replied "how do you mean". Well Johnny started "yestaday when you went to the market, I saw Comfort naked in Daddys room shouting ouch- god am cumming. If not for dad that held her tightl...

BIOLOGICAL CONTRAST

One day the vagina escaped to take a walk around the body. She first came across the bladder and asked him wats up, the bladder replied: I'm the bladder. Further on, she came across the kidneys and said: You guys must be twins, who are you? The kidneys replied: We are the kidneys. She went further up, coming across the lungs, the liver and so on....As she went up she came across the heart and aske...d: Who are y...